Everyone has a website these days and they all think they have something to say. I know you all have something to say, but no one really cares about your ideas.
So, what can you do to write something that anyone would read?
Remember this expression because it’s very important:
I am saying “would read” because NO ONE WILL READ.
Because you are not where you supposed to be.
You know what I mean. Google knows it even better.
As you saw, in the title I wrote: “copy the news”.
This is a new style right now. The new hot style.
Because THEY are making the news and you are a simple commentator.
If you are cool, you can make a career, look at John Oliver.
He reads the news, tell us his interpretation and he has a show on HBO.
As you can see he looks like a complete geek and he reminds us of that shitty boy in school that everybody hated.
My father told me that when he was in school, he always stole sandwiches from geeks.
When he saw John on HBO he said the stupidest guy in school looked like him.
Now, my father pretends he forgets about my birthdays because he doesn’t have money to buy me a sandwich or he is too afraid to steal one.
And I am sure this geek buys his kids saffron sandwiches.
But he has a great sense of humor and he can be a son of a bitch sometimes which is great for television.
Let’s take 3 news and see what we have to say about it.
I am showing you mine.
You can show me yours and if you don’t have a website where to post it, contact me and I will post it here
This from CNN Style.
Awol Erizku opens first European show, slams Trump
I don’t know who this guy is, but he seems to be an artist, at least this is what CNN is trying to tell us.
Since TRUMP became the PRESIDENT,
everyone started making fun of him and blame him for a lot of shit.
This guy opened a store where he sells TRUMP related stuff
But only for Trump haters.
This is what TRUMP loves. A bunch of artists and businessmen and television people investing their own money and effort in promoting his name.
TRUMP HAS HIS NAME ON EVERYTHING AND EVERYWHERE.
This ARTIST designed a door and he wrote with the spray like a bad graffiti the TRUMP name.
I think these guys are doing him a favor.
Trump paid a lot of money during the years to put his name all over the place and to convince people all over the world to talk about him and now, these things are free.
He loves it.
So, bad idea!
I don’t want to comment the art because I think it’s too fucked up.
If you want to see the entire article you can find it here
This is from BBC
Boy aged 12 drives himself 1,300km across Australia
There are 2 reasons I picked this BBC line.
1. As you can see they have no pictures and no one really was there. That means anyone can write news they heard about without having the real photos. BBC is doing it.
2. I always thought Australia was the land of opportunities, but America just had the better marketing.
This kid should be in Guinness book and I am sure no one would break his record ever.
This is from everywhere
El Clasico: Social media reacts as Barcelona, Lionel Messi snatch victory
There are some guys who love their idols more than they love their parents. And there are some parents who love that.
EL CLASICO happened again and it will happen again.
This time it was a dramatic end.
Barcelona won with a goal scored by Messi at the end of the game.
It was his 500 goal.
Everyone spent their nights on facebook, Instagram, Twitter.
Everyone showed how great copywriters they are by expressing their feelings regarding this victory.
I am sure there are some guys who would offer their wives as a sacrifice for a photo with this Messi thing.